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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd call for the Catholic doctrine to have a ban on heterosexuality

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I would interpret that there was an even number of “nots” in whatever line in the Bible says “not” to be gay. We got it wrong because of a translation error.

Thou shalt not not not not not not not not not not love thy neighbor of the same gender

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination;

seems simple to me. just tell the truth and you'll both be fine.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, normalize lying to women!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the way i read it, men can still tell lies if they team up with women. men can also tell lies as long as they do it in a clearly independent atomized way.

the only thing banned is coordinated male-only lying teams.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah, that tracks. Coordinated male-only lying teams are behind 100% of the world's problems