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On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?" (no.lastname.nz)

submitted 1 week ago by BlueEther@no.lastname.nz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anyone besides me ever think Jesus was the original bdsm sub? He was literally nailed to a cross by his hands and feet.

Doesn't get more hardcore than that!!!

You know.....if religion and all it's stories weren't total bullshit and fictional.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

many people were "literally nailed to a cross by their hands and feet"

Crucifixion is a method of capital punishment in which the condemned is tied or nailed to a large wooden cross, beam or stake and left to hang until eventual death. It was used as a punishment by the Persians, Carthaginians, and Romans, among others.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Interesting read, thanks for posting

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't find it hard to believe that some dude started a cult and then his followers kept exaggerating his stories for years after he was dead.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are you writing about Brian?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Could be lol