Hey, did you guys hear about the one about the console gamer and the girl? Neither did we. A little lesson in love, gentlemen: chicks don't dig guys who are behind the times. Sorry. But the good news is, when enhanced with a 3dfx Voodoo graphics accelerator, the performance and effects on your PC will kick the snot out of your console. Thus bringing you ahead of the times. So pick one up. Oh, and lose the headgear. They hate that too.
Imagine if Nvidia or AMD still made ads like this nowadays. If you don't buy an RTX 5090 that means your DICK is SMALL
Real PC enthusiasts just use a command line and have no need for a bajillion gb of ram.
~~TONY STARK~~ JOHN CARMACK was able to build this ~~IN A CAVE~~ ON A 386, with ~~SCRAPS~~ 4MB of RAM!!
Alternate version:
~~TONY STARK~~ TARN ADAMS was able to build this ~~IN A~~ CAVE on a PENTIUM with ~~SCRAPS~~ Windows 98!!!
Tarn Adams gets a lot of love, but not nearly as much as he deserves
Real tech heads interact with their computer through artisanal hand-punched punchcards
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