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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (10 children)

They were both drunk. She was more drunk.

[–] farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

yeah i fail to see how this is rape. i guess every drunken hookup we later regret is a rape

[–] ihatefascist@lemm.ee -5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So you like to fuck lifeless bodies? Fucking necrophile 🤢

[–] Bloomcole@lemm.ee 0 points 21 hours ago

They are cold, unless you are in time

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