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80,000 pounds of beef stolen from Tennesee meat processing facility (www.newsnationnow.com)

submitted 3 days ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Username checks out.

Also, they may have actually already had a buyer ready.. could have even been an inside job...

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

"I'm gonna give you a rule of thumb. You foller it and you just might hold on to this ranch of yours. All large-scale crime is an inside job. Takin' fingerprints and sendin' trash off to the lab just don't ger her done. If you're dealin' with people, you gotta be human." Slim Pickins as Henry Beige in Rancho Deluxe