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But, legitimately, I really wish I had been able to finish my degree in psychology. I don't think I would still be working, what with the type of disability I deal with, but I think I could have worked longer, and done more lasting good that way.

Alternatively, I might wish my published writing had turned out popular enough to make it a realistic source of income. I did make good money writing custom erotica at one point, but the internet killed that after a few years. Why buy when there's something almost as specific out there for free? Which meant that when someone did want something, what they'd pay for it dipped way below what it was worth to do.