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Clearly this guy was asking about Kissinger (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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originally seen on the fediverse here: https://elekk.xyz/@coriander/114114387547043884

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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You’re right, I’ll fix it:

[BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn't buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he's up to.

[BRO] says: "looking for an obituary."

Vendor says "those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER]."

[BRO] says: "not the one I'm looking for, [BITCH]."

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

RSS feed

Okay boomer

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Good try, but already outdated