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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 116 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have fun fighting a culture war against pathogens, Texas

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're just unaware that a war against a culture of microorganisms is an entirely different thing.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Republicans think can win a war against viruses and bacteria,

[–] ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is measles that 'woke mind virus' Musk was talking about?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

It's a disease that only conservatives get

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 13 points 2 days ago

Pathogens are woke