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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is always jeans season on Lemmy

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I think the joke is that he has an erection.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Nah, there's no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.

Jeanis is correct.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know your comment didn't necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit "skamtebord"

I miss that one sometimes...

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.

You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I'm happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.