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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] noride@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why can't they be placed inside a slightly smaller box within the bigger one?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because it’d be the same when you open the slightly smaller box so that’s why it should be shipped in a small box inside of a slightly bigger box inside of another slightly bigger box to solve that problem.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real solution here is to put each cricket in an individual box inside the larger one.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This guy ships!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Presumably they would write "WARNING OPENING THIS BOX WILL RELEASE HUNDREDS OF CRICKETS" on it

Just throw a ‘c’ on it so people know.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

yeah i'm not sure what they're on about, they should very very very obviously be contained inside a plastic box inside the shipping box, just rawdogging them in the shipping box cannot be fucking legal.