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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol. Peggy would never call ICE.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

ICE comes into Peggy's class, "What are you doing?

ICE: "We're here to take in the children of illegal immigrants"

Peggy: "Eschua me, I am in the middle of class here"

ICE: "Ma'am, step aside"

Principal Moss: "Com'on Peggy, these men here have a job to do"

Peggy: "Well if you want to deport these kids, you'll have to take me with you"

Gets deported to Mexico because ICE dgaf

Peggy (on phone to Hank): "Hannnnkkk! I've been deported to Mexico!"

Hank: BWAGGGGHHH

Cuts to commercial

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'd watch that.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely not, lol. Just saw "substitute teacher" and "Texas" and first thing that popped into mind.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Escucha me, that is 3 time substitute teacher of the year, Peggy Hill.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your handle/avatar is awesome.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

If I may add, the person behind it is even awesome-r 😎

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

we were right about them all along