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Please don't call anyone (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Remove the bread, add a rope instead

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or an extension cord

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A male to male one, to be exact

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then there's no reason to have the toaster...

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the backup plan

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

What, make some toast if the breaker flips?

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.

A club size pack of sleeping pills.

A refill pack of exacto blades.

And 2 bottles of vodka.