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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 184 points 6 months ago (4 children)

i can't help but think that if your first date with someone is drive thru mcdonalds, maybe that should have been the first clue

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My first date with my girlfriend was at a Wendy's and we took the bus to get there. That was 2005. We got married in 2009 and just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary. It doesn’t matter where you go or how much you spend, it just matters who you’re there with.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

How many times did they say, "Sir, this is a Wendy's" before they just gave up and let you stay all the way until you got married there?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

They said “drive through” explicitly. I think there’s a difference between going somewhere because you’re poor and going somewhere because you’re lazy.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

If your first date is a glorious scam heist, the future looks promising

Maybe don't order carnist options though

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a glorious scam heist

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Maybe don't order carnist options though

Why not let people excercise their liberty to decide for themselves. Plus how is this relevent to a date a majority of people are omnivorous anyways

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca -4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its not the liberty of the animals to be exploited and murdered.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. McDs was mine and my spouse's first date, after church.

We are married 27 years now....

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

I'm barely older than you're marriage but McDonald's was a very different vibe when I was a kid. I still wouldn't say anything to shame people going to McDonald's for a first date today.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Some people are poorer than you