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This reminds me of a similar factoid.
Did you know that if you took the entire Pacific salmon catch and laid it out nose to tail across the Sahara desertβ¦
β¦the stench would be overpowering!
Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?
Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.
I genuinely did not know that! π΅
Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?
Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in space... you should probably just leave them there.