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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I'm a man. That means I drain my styrofoam tray of raw chicken into a glass and add some spritz for a manly sparkling myoglobin.

[–] Yamimakai@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Now why would a man want a sparkling drink?

You know what else sparkles? Glitter. No real man would be caught dead in the same room as glitter.