white_fox34

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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Frostbite!

4
Why don't oysters donate to charity? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they are shellfish!

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Why do elephants never use computers? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

They're afraid of the mouse!

4
Why did the barber win an award? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because he knew how to make the cut!

8
Why did the chicken go to the seance? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

To talk to the other side!

6
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Bison!

10
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

He couldn’t see himself doing it!

3
Why don't bananas ever feel lonely? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they hang out in bunches!

10
Why do ducks have feathers? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

To cover their butt quacks!

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Re-morse code!

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Why did the stadium get hot? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because all the fans left!

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Why did the cyclist bring a ladder to the race? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because he heard the competition was stiff!

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