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Because they are shellfish!

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They're afraid of the mouse!

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Because he knew how to make the cut!

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To talk to the other side!

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Bison!

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He couldn’t see himself doing it!

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Because they hang out in bunches!

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To cover their butt quacks!

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Re-morse code!

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Because all the fans left!

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Because he heard the competition was stiff!

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They just don’t have the stomach for it!

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Sofishticated!

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Because their horns don't work!

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Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Because they're always up to something!

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Because you can see right through them!

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He knew all the short cuts!

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Because then it would be a foot!

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Because they make up everything!

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"Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

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She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My wife."

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The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, "Waiter, give me a beer." The waiter says,"Hey aren't you the string who came in here earlier."The string replies, "No, I'm a fraid knot."

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