spittingimage

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 16 minutes ago

God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is that correct? I know there's still a trace of atmosphere at the altitude the ISS orbits, and they need to occasionally make a burn to regain speed lost to friction.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You make it sound like this is your first experience with human beings.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

And heartless people have hearts. So?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The voices. The voices in the walls. They make me do things.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Makes me picture America lying comatose in a hospital bed with Canada hooked up to its arm like an IV bag.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The question mark specifically turns it into passive-aggressive political whinging.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He looks like he can pick the 10" wrench from the 10¼ from ACROSS THE ROOM

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Lead, being both hot and dry in its nature, is an excellent additive for wine, which is cool and wet. You have to balance your humours, or sickness will surely take you.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Please BBC, for the love of god... just get some good writers and have Gatwa sit in on the brainstorming sessions.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's not just stupidity, it's smug stupidity.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Actions. I know too many people who 'really meant to' do that awesome thing but somehow never got around to it.

 

My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

 

To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

 

Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

 

I'm sharing this because any reduction in unnecessary packaging waste is good for the planet - and because I think laser-etching avocados is funny. 🙂

 

I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13601128

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8027175

'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

 

I noticed that one of the monitors in the loom control room had "SKIN?" written on it in the dust that covered it. It seemed pretty mysterious and I was sure it was a detail that was going to be important, but it never came up as far as I noticed. Any theories as to what it's about?

 
 

I've been on a cosmic horror kick lately, and what I'd really like to read is stories or novels of the awful and unfathomable on a spaceship. Stories where we go to them, poke what shouldn't be poked, scan what shouldn't be scanned, and things proceed from there.

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