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I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn't really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I'll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea

This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn't bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.

You don't need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don't call me the love dynamo for no reason.

Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.

50" inch screen, money green leather sofa

For your final immune test you will be submerged in a tank filled with a mixture of lobster bisque and peanut butter.

If you work in education it sort of can be.

You're literally fucking the plants like some giant pervert bee if you do that.

"Jared Leto is innocent until proven guilty, now excuse Jared Leto, Jared Leto has some teens to sext."

The Polar Platybear has a bill, is amphibious, venomous too, with razor sharp claws, stands 10 feet tall and weighs about 1300 pounds.

I imagine you hidden under a desk calmly eating a burger as a school shooter goes about their business

I'm sure the spider tried