makeshiftreaper

Have you seen young men without good role models in their life? I have, they break things and hurt people. There are exceptions to every rule obviously, but especially in the growing toxic male culture that we have right now young men are in precarious positions. I'm a huge fucking nerd, I built my own computer in high school and was captain of the quiz bowl team. It's still important to find positive and healthy outlets for the energy young men have. This poster specifically pointed out that they do have toxic male influences in their life already. Keeping active is never bad advice and while I may have been over emphasizing some things, it's important to address behavior now before he starts driving, working, going out on his own, etcetera etcetera

implying Lucas put that much thought into his ham fisted Vietnam allegory

Unfortunately, yeah. The more you let people walk over you the more comfortable they get doing it. Being blunt is a good way to stop that kind of behavior, when someone is rude asking direct questions like "why are you saying that about them?" makes people uncomfortable and will get them to stop dragging you into drama. Especially in today's American climate people feel emboldened to attack people they see as "weak" so you need to not appear "weak" and (this is the much more difficult part) stand up for everyone else who the bullies are targeting

First things first, I'd suggest looking into Big Brothers, Big Sisters if you're in America. I've been a part of their program and it's a great organization dedicated to helping kids exactly like this

OK, onto real advice: it sounds like you're a woman and one of the things you need to address early with young men is respect. He will become significantly stronger than you very soon. He will have a ton of hormones pumping through his body. He is going to become dangerous to himself and others. He will be curious about how strong he is. You have to make sure he explores that safety. This is something all men go through and it's important to have a good foundation or he can start spiraling down bad paths. You need to police his internet usage, his friends, and his role models or he could very easily start sliding into anti-women and abusive views

If he's not enrolled in any sort of physical activity I would encourage you to find one. He's going to have basically unlimited energy and channeling that into sports is usually better than the alternatives. That's also tricky because you need to pay attention to the leadership of those activities to ensure that they are good influences

Now the fun stuff: he is going to be hungry for the next 5 years. If you haven't grown up with boys it's hard to understand but he can eat 6000 calories in a day and barely notice. My family used to order 2 pizzas when I was a teen, I would eat an entire one and they would eat the other. I'm not exaggerating when I say my average food in a day was a full continental breakfast, 2 deli sandwiches, chips, a dessert and a soda for lunch, an after school snack (usually leftovers), a large dinner, and dessert. I'm not a fat guy, nor was I in school. You will likely think at some point "he can't possibly be eating that much food" and I assure you that he can

Ultimately what is important is that you have to build a good moral foundation for him. You will lose the ability to control him and when that happens all of the work you've done raising him will reflect in the way he acts

No. A small woman who has effectively zero experience with liquor should not drink 4 to 6 daiquiris in public in one night. I wouldn't even suggest she go above 3 without a chaperone

No shit, there's a reason women stand guard outside a men's room when other women are in there. Plus when a dude with a big ass beard waltzes into the women's room people are going to throw hands

(I do know it's important to do science to confirm the obvious, but still)

I remember the Mythbusters and a few YouTube channels have tried this. The conclusion they reached was that in ideal weather, with constant communication with air traffic control a normal person can probably land a plane without serious injuries if they can stay calm. If you happen to have someone with flight sim experience, then those odds go up noticeably

Does this take into account using sorcery points for extra casts or using the evocation wizard max damage ability?

Are they? These seem to be completely different products to me. One has caffeine and artificial sugar whereas the other has neither. I'd have a hard time believing these are the same products and not just similar ones with confusing names

Fuck great call. I thought having two "war" novels might make the joke worse but Infinite Jest is peak big brain public masturbation reading material

Based off of the try-hard linkedin douches I know I'd say:

• The Art of War
• Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
• The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
• Rich-dad poor-dad
• The Art of the Deal

This video talks about a US agency that's responsible for doing exactly that