madjo

Free shipping? On eBay? Are you high? Not even local listings have free shipping on that platform. Often they're even abused to make the listing seem really cheap only to find out that they offset that cheapness by very steep shipping costs.
Also their international shipping hub that they make you use has so little care for your purchases that there have been many reports of stuff being broken in that warehouse, despite careful wrapping around the packaging.
Meaning the seller gets screwed out of the money from the sale (because the buyer wants their money back), and the buyer gets screwed out of the product.

While also being bombarded by ads by Amazon on their own website, so they even profit off of you. Or did you think those "Promoted" items in the search listings didn't bring money into Bezos' coffers?

And then they say that Germans don't have a sense of humor

I love your optimism, I wish I could share it.

Why the photo of a bathroom?

My two full loads every week is not going to hurt the environment, no matter how much I get downvoted.

In a hotel, sure, I'll reuse towels, but at home, no thanks.

My washing machine is not using less water because there's less laundry in the drum.

Yes, at least the one I use for showering. But I don't shower daily, to save water.

You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.

He put himself in a Parker square?

I feel bad for the Olympic organizers. Good luck luring tourists to the Olympics.

And with 10 holes you get a free sub.