cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/47326997

a.k.a Soldier of Fortune

Tagline

The Future of the world rests on just one man!

Elevator pitch

I... can't even imagine. The "James Bond Holiday Special"?

Summary

Freelance secret agent has to retrieve a kidnapped laser scientist before the bad guys use him and a stolen diamond to develop a superweapon.

Trailer

• https://youtu.be/37i1Adt8OFc

Personnel

• Director: Beau Davis
• Writers: Phillip Guteridge, David A. Frank

Cast

• Brandon Lee
• Ernest Borgnine
• Debi A. Monahan

Info

• Wikipedia
• IMDb 3.5/10

Opinion

This, and Legacy of Rage, were the only movies starring Brandon Lee I still hadn't seen. So when I saw it available on (legit) free streaming, I went for it.

I don't think it's unfair to say it's terrible: the story, the editing, and oh my god the accents! Whether it's so bad it's good, or so bad it's just bad is up to you. Personally, I found it entertaining enough, and Brandon Lee irrepressibly charming enough, to stick through it. (The trailer is Lee being all "grim serious hero", but for much of the film he's winkingly delivering one-liners on a par with Connery or Schwarzenegger.)

I refer to it as the James Bond Holiday Special, because, like the Star Wars Holiday Special, it's incoherent, at times inexplicable, and probably the result of people doing way too much coke.

If you want quality drama and a sensible plot, this ain't it. If you want to see a guy sidekick a baddie into a guillotine, this is your jam!

Here are two reviews, one on each side of the debate:

• So bad it's good: https://talkfilmsociety.com/columns/schlock-value-laser-mission-1989
• So bad it's bad: https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/bad-movie-diaries/laser-mission-bad-movie-diaries

A Little Bit of Politics...

A whole different issue, though, is the political context of its production. About 10 minutes in, it dawned on me this might be another Red Scorpion.

If you don't know, Red Scorpion, featuring future Brandon Lee co-star Dolph Lundgren, is a 1989 action movie about a hero who fights against assorted Communist baddies in a fictional Portuguese-speaking country in southwestern Africa, that was shot primarily in South Africa and then-South-African-occupied Namibia. Laser Mission ticks all the same boxes.

And Red Scorpion, despite being a "US" movie, turned out to have been produced in part using money secretly funneled from a propaganda wing of South Africa's apartheid regime (thanks to Jack Abramoff of the MPA, later the central figure in multiple Washington corruption scandals).

The fictional southwestern African country was a thin veil for Angola, where South Africa (and, indirectly, the US) was involved in a war against the Communist government there (supported by Soviet, East German and Cuban advisers and troops), which in turn supported liberation movements in Namibia and South Africa.

Whereas Red Scorpion stays relentlessly on message about the need to defeat communism in Africa, meaning the need to support the apartheid regime, Laser Mission doesn't bang on much about the poltics of the situation, and the central casting Soviet baddie does have another agenda. But still...

Movie

All full movie links I post are for free, no account required, licensed (AFAIK, IANAL) streaming VOD in English (or original language with English subtitles) and work at time of writing in my location, Mexico. Availability and language options may be different in your location. Asterisk by the one I watched.

• Tubi - Laser Mission (1989) *
• FreeMovies+ - Laser Mission (1989) (in the web browser, unfortunately nav bars at top and side, also black bars top and bottom)

Legal stream finders

• https://nobraincellsleft.github.io/JustWatch-Search/title/tm156953
• https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/laser-mission
• https://reelgood.com/movie/laser-mission-1989
• https://en.kinorium.com/91420/

Screenshots

As you can see, I still need to improve my screenshooting skills without triggering Tubi's interface.

Tubi's interface disappears but FreeMovies+ in a web browser has all that stuff visible all the time. (On a Roku, FreeMovies+ doesn't do this, it gives you proper full screen.)

"¡Soy el capitán Brownface!"

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#actionmovies, #legitfreemovies, #brandonlee, #ernestborgnine, #bmoviebonanza

a.k.a Soldier of Fortune

Tagline

The Future of the world rests on just one man!

Elevator pitch

I... can't even imagine. The "James Bond Holiday Special"?

Summary

Freelance secret agent has to retrieve a kidnapped laser scientist before the bad guys use him and a stolen diamond to develop a superweapon.

Trailer

• https://youtu.be/37i1Adt8OFc

Personnel

• Director: Beau Davis
• Writers: Phillip Guteridge, David A. Frank

Cast

• Brandon Lee
• Ernest Borgnine
• Debi A. Monahan

Info

• Wikipedia
• IMDb 3.5/10

Opinion

This, and Legacy of Rage, were the only movies starring Brandon Lee I still hadn't seen. So when I saw it available on (legit) free streaming, I went for it.

I don't think it's unfair to say it's terrible: the story, the editing, and oh my god the accents! Whether it's so bad it's good, or so bad it's just bad is up to you. Personally, I found it entertaining enough, and Brandon Lee irrepressibly charming enough, to stick through it. (The trailer is Lee being all "grim serious hero", but for much of the film he's winkingly delivering one-liners on a par with Connery or Schwarzenegger.)

I refer to it as the James Bond Holiday Special, because, like the Star Wars Holiday Special, it's incoherent, at times inexplicable, and probably the result of people doing way too much coke.

If you want quality drama and a sensible plot, this ain't it. If you want to see a guy sidekick a baddie into a guillotine, this is your jam!

Here are two reviews, one on each side of the debate:

• So bad it's good: https://talkfilmsociety.com/columns/schlock-value-laser-mission-1989
• So bad it's bad: https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/bad-movie-diaries/laser-mission-bad-movie-diaries

A Little Bit of Politics...

A whole different issue, though, is the political context of its production. About 10 minutes in, it dawned on me this might be another Red Scorpion.

If you don't know, Red Scorpion, featuring future Brandon Lee co-star Dolph Lundgren, is a 1989 action movie about a hero who fights against assorted Communist baddies in a fictional Portuguese-speaking country in southwestern Africa, that was shot primarily in South Africa and then-South-African-occupied Namibia. Laser Mission ticks all the same boxes.

And Red Scorpion, despite being a "US" movie, turned out to have been produced in part using money secretly funneled from a propaganda wing of South Africa's apartheid regime (thanks to Jack Abramoff of the MPA, later the central figure in multiple Washington corruption scandals).

The fictional southwestern African country was a thin veil for Angola, where South Africa (and, indirectly, the US) was involved in a war against the Communist government there (supported by Soviet, East German and Cuban advisers and troops), which in turn supported liberation movements in Namibia and South Africa.

Whereas Red Scorpion stays relentlessly on message about the need to defeat communism in Africa, meaning the need to support the apartheid regime, Laser Mission doesn't bang on much about the poltics of the situation, and the central casting Soviet baddie does have another agenda. But still...

Movie

All full movie links I post are for free, no account required, licensed (AFAIK, IANAL) streaming VOD in English (or original language with English subtitles) and work at time of writing in my location, Mexico. Availability and language options may be different in your location. Asterisk by the one I watched.

• Tubi - Laser Mission (1989) *
• FreeMovies+ - Laser Mission (1989) (in the web browser, unfortunately nav bars at top and side, also black bars top and bottom)

Legal stream finders

• https://nobraincellsleft.github.io/JustWatch-Search/title/tm156953
• https://www.justwatch.com/uk/movie/laser-mission
• https://reelgood.com/movie/laser-mission-1989
• https://en.kinorium.com/91420/

Screenshots

As you can see, I still need to improve my screenshooting skills without triggering Tubi's interface.

Tubi's interface disappears but FreeMovies+ in a web browser has all that stuff visible all the time. (On a Roku, FreeMovies+ doesn't do this, it gives you proper full screen.)

"¡Soy el capitán Brownface!"

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#actionmovies, #legitfreemovies, #brandonlee, #ernestborgnine, #bmoviebonanza

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44048482

Everyone knows about Bruceploitation, that wave of martial art films starring Bruce Lee lookalikes with names like Bruce Li/Le/Lai etc.

But did you know about Bronsploitation? Action movies starring people who look like Charles Bronson. Director Mike Malloy has made a documentary about three Bronson-lookalikes who went into the movies:

• the Korean Bobby Kim https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453374/
• the Chilean Fenelón Guajardo (I can't find IMDb for him)
• the Hungarian Robert Bronzi https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8459909/

Article:

• https://cityonfire.com/bronsploitation-documentary-mike-malloy-bronsonsploitation-charles-bronson-sploitation-exploitation-bobby-kim-chilean-korean-hungarian-robert-bronzi-fenelon-guajardo/

Trailer:

• https://peertube.wtf/w/qTQYDvah3ytck5kLyEfK5K
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvH0QEEF1x0

I didn't know about Bronsploitation before, but given that he was the biggest movie star in the world for a while, it seems only logical that there were producers trying to cash in using lookalikes. In fact, full disclosure :D, I had a distant cousin who looked like Bronson and used to make some extra money in the 70s and 80s doing things like opening supermarkets!

I never would have guessed that Bronsploitation would still be a thing in the 2020s, though!

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A more in-depth article on Bronzi:

• https://crookedmarquee.com/the-strange-sordid-tale-of-charles-bronson-lookalike-robert-bronzi/

Bronzi fares better in Once Upon a Time in Deadwood, the best of the Bronzi/Perez collaborations. The production values are still abysmal, with nearly every actor looking like they’re participating in a hastily organized Wild West re-enactment, but the story is more substantial, and Paré brings charisma to his role as the villain. The movie piggybacks on both Bronson Westerns and the HBO series Deadwood, with most of the action set in the Dakota Territory town of Deadwood, where Paré plays a local kingpin named Swearengen.

Obviously, Paré is no Ian McShane, and Perez is no David Milch. The dialogue and acting are mostly stiff and awkward, and Bronzi comes up against the limits of his range when he’s called upon to express pain and anguish. He’s a remarkably inexpressive actor, and it doesn’t help that Perez insists on having someone else dub his lines, to cover for Bronzi’s thick Hungarian accent. In From Hell to the Wild West, that voice comes closest to sounding like Bronson, and in other Perez movies it just sounds like a bored voiceover artist in a recording booth.

Trailer for Once Upon a Time in Deadwood:

• https://youtu.be/_cSvarla1mE

And this line :D

Bronzi’s latest film, Escape From Death Block 13, is his first without Perez, and it’s easily the most movie-like movie he’s ever starred in.

Trailer for Escape From Death Block 13:

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8XvC2KSx4

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FULL MOVIES

Exorcist Vengeance (2022)

Horror starring Robert Bronzi and Steven Berkoff

Trailer:

• https://youtu.be/7JeYhEbCrD0

Full movie (uploader claims to be the official channel for Uncork'd Entertainment, so I think it's legit):

• https://youtu.be/3mbINSUwQ5I

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The Manchurian Avenger (1984)

Martials arts Western starring Bobby Kim and Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace

Trailer:

• https://youtu.be/K60Zwsia-_A

Full movie (uploader claims all their movies are licensed and copyright-compliant; they also have the great Dolph Lundgren actioner Joshua Tree. If you haven't seen it, check it out!):

• https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTjxrujNCF9JSQzXE3th21A

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#fullmoviesonyoutube

Catching up on my feeds, I only just found out that the famous movie composer & conductor Lalo Schifrin died. I didn't even know he had still been alive, he made it to 93.

Wikipedia

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lalo_Schifrin

Rolling Stone obituary

• https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lalo-schifrin-mission-impossible-theme-composer-dead-obit-1234721602/

He composed and/or conducted music for:

• Cool Hand Luke
• Mission: Impossible
• Bullitt
• Dirty Harry
• Enter the Dragon
• Kelly's Heroes
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Rush Hour

Soundtrack music

Mission: Impossible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvBVGsd4Lzc

Cool Hand Luke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQBmLM5PmQ

Dirty Harry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnKjpC7zxAY

Enter the Dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JMc1jwYQkI

Battle Creek Brawl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GdXxPNJ3ns

The Danube Incident

(Triphop fans may recognize the intro) https://youtu.be/LkVGfVXPy18

Roller Coaster

https://youtu.be/uJdjU6bhsW4

Kelly's Heroes / Burning Bridges

https://youtu.be/hjjlBbP0ufk

Rush Hour

https://youtu.be/clH_GRZP2Ps

Movies

I see a couple of action movies with Lalo Schifrin music are available on free, licensed streaming.

• Plex - The Osterman Weekend (1983) - Robert Ludlum thriller with Rutger Hauer and Burt Lancaster, director Sam Peckinpah's last film
• Plex - Escape to Athena (1979) - WWII escape flick, with superstar-studded cast but so-so results

Paul Taggart of City On Fire (a site about East Asian & martial arts movies) reviews Taiwan gangster/exploitation flick World of Desire (情慾世界) (1992 or 1993). (EnjoyMovie.net in Chinese)

In these days of boutique labels releasing Asian cinema hits and relative obscurities, there are still those who swim in murky waters where even Godfrey Ho fans wouldn’t swim. It’s a strange place, full of bottomless pits of crappiness, tonal whiplash, fountains of sleaze, geysers of violence and the detritus of cinema. It is the land of the Taiwan exploitation film.

You would think World of Desire is a cheapie 74-minute {soft-core} film from its poster and title, but it’s actually a cheapie gangster film with nudie bits. The plot is pretty basic, concerning three night club hostesses and a hoodlum who end up on the run from a gang after an incident at a hotel involving an old man, one of the women and a pistol. Various shenanigans ensure for the rest of the run-time mostly set around a night club the quartet end up running whilst trying to evade the local mobsters gunning for them.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/47163316

Tagline 1

A $50 million heist
A ski resort held hostage
A cop with nothing to lose

Tagline 2

Jack take a vacation? Not on his life.

Elevator pitch

Die Hard at a ski resort (but without any skiing, that shit's expensive!)

Summary

Troubled loose cannon cop Jack Wild (yes, really) is persuaded by his brother and sister-in-law to take a break from it all and accompany them on a ski trip... only to find a mobster at the resort. And then a team of baddies take over the place to get the mobster's diamonds.

Trailer

• https://youtu.be/3nNdRYNmVHo

Personnel

• Director: Michael Mazo
• Writers: Micheal Bafaro & Jonas Quastel

Cast

• Thomas Ian Griffith
• Nastassja Kinski
• Christopher Plummer
• Plus several actors you've seen in stuff shot in Vancouver (X Files, SG-1 etc) over the years

Info

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack_(1994_film)
• https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109494/

Opinion

When I say this is Die Hard at a ski resort, boy, do I mean it!

Die Hard checklist

• Unmarried cop on vacation: check!
• Family member/s on site for higher stakes: check!
• Assorted Euro baddies taking over a buildingful of hostages: check!
• Led by a respected, international actor playing a well-dressed, well-spoken East German killer: check!
• Cop talks to himself sarcastically about how well his vacation is going: check!
• Cop disbelieved when reporting the hostage crisis to the authorities over the radio: check!
• Cop takes out baddies one by one: check!
• Cop and lead baddie exchange snappy repartee via stolen walkie-talkie: check!
• Baddie threatens to kill hostage unless hero gives himself up: check!
• Baddies already prepared for the inevitable response from the cavalry: check!
• Bye bye, cavalry: check!
• Baddie identifies the cop and cop's family member/s: check!
• Baddies have a plan to kill all the hostages and make it look like they're dead, too: check!
• Baddie reveals his motive is not what he made it seem: check!

Just about the only thing they didn't include was comic relief or a Christmas theme. And the snow was right there, fer crying out loud!

But given just how many Die Hard rip-offs there have been, and how bad most of them are, Crackerjack comes off as one of the better ones, especially given its low budget ($4 million Canadian, which is, what, a buck fiddy in real money? ;). Plummer's accent is not in Rickman's league, Kinski doesn't get to make us care much about her, and it lacks the little comic touches of its role model.

On the other hand, things move along at a fair pace (once the trouble starts), and when it comes to the hand-to-hand combat, it feels genuinely punishing, with Griffith pulling off some sweet moves. (I thought he was an actor!)

Spawned two more movies: in 2, Jack Wild is played by a different actor. And 3 has no other connection to the other two apart from the title. Always a sign of quality! :D

Movie

All movie links are for free (no account required), legal & licensed (AFAIK) streaming VOD in English (or original language with English subtitles) and work at time of writing in my location, Mexico. Availability and language options may be different in your location. Asterisk by the one I watched.

• https://tubitv.com/es-mx/movies/534922/crackerjack *
• https://watch.plex.tv/movie/crackerjack-1994

Screenshots

Tagline 1

A $50 million heist
A ski resort held hostage
A cop with nothing to lose

Tagline 2

Jack take a vacation? Not on his life.

Elevator pitch

Die Hard at a ski resort (but without any skiing, that shit's expensive!)

Summary

Troubled loose cannon cop Jack Wild (yes, really) is persuaded by his brother and sister-in-law to take a break from it all and accompany them on a ski trip... only to find a mobster at the resort. And then a team of baddies take over the place to get the mobster's diamonds.

Trailer

• https://youtu.be/3nNdRYNmVHo

Personnel

• Director: Michael Mazo
• Writers: Micheal Bafaro & Jonas Quastel

Cast

• Thomas Ian Griffith
• Nastassja Kinski
• Christopher Plummer
• Plus several actors you've seen in stuff shot in Vancouver (X Files, SG-1 etc) over the years

Info

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack_(1994_film)
• https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109494/

Opinion

When I say this is Die Hard at a ski resort, boy, do I mean it!

Die Hard checklist

• Unmarried cop on vacation: check!
• Family member/s on site for higher stakes: check!
• Assorted Euro baddies taking over a buildingful of hostages: check!
• Led by a respected, international actor playing a well-dressed, well-spoken East German killer: check!
• Cop talks to himself sarcastically about how well his vacation is going: check!
• Cop disbelieved when reporting the hostage crisis to the authorities over the radio: check!
• Cop takes out baddies one by one: check!
• Cop and lead baddie exchange snappy repartee via stolen walkie-talkie: check!
• Baddie threatens to kill hostage unless hero gives himself up: check!
• Baddies already prepared for the inevitable response from the cavalry: check!
• Bye bye, cavalry: check!
• Baddie identifies the cop and cop's family member/s: check!
• Baddies have a plan to kill all the hostages and make it look like they're dead, too: check!
• Baddie reveals his motive is not what he made it seem: check!

Just about the only thing they didn't include was comic relief or a Christmas theme. And the snow was right there, fer crying out loud!

But given just how many Die Hard rip-offs there have been, and how bad most of them are, Crackerjack comes off as one of the better ones, especially given its low budget ($4 million Canadian, which is, what, a buck fiddy in real money? ;). Plummer's accent is not in Rickman's league, Kinski doesn't get to make us care much about her, and it lacks the little comic touches of its role model.

On the other hand, things move along at a fair pace (once the trouble starts), and when it comes to the hand-to-hand combat, it feels genuinely punishing, with Griffith pulling off some sweet moves. (I thought he was an actor!)

Spawned two more movies: in 2, Jack Wild is played by a different actor. And 3 has no other connection to the other two apart from the title. Always a sign of quality! :D

Movie

All movie links are for free (no account required), legal & licensed (AFAIK) streaming VOD in English (or original language with English subtitles) and work at time of writing in my location, Mexico. Availability and language options may be different in your location. Asterisk by the one I watched.

• https://tubitv.com/es-mx/movies/534922/crackerjack *
• https://watch.plex.tv/movie/crackerjack-1994

Screenshots

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#legitfreemovies

1. Type of key?

The brand is Phillips but they make various types. The type here is (not sure of the correct jargon) without vertical ridges and notches. And both sides of the key are identical.

I've looked at some diagrams of key types and I'm not sure exactly. Is it a "dimple key"? Something else?

2. How to remove broken part from lock?

Location: Door between bedroom and garden.

Situation:

• Someone bent the key a little, and it was stuck, couldn't get it out. On the inside of the door. At that point still able to lock and unlock from the inside only. Using other key from the outside does nothing, doesn't even turn.

• I tried gently straightening it but it immediately snapped.

• Now: can still open and close the door using the handle. Can still, with difficulty, lock and unlock the door (from inside only) by carefully pressing the head of the key against what is in the lock and turning.

A lot of info online for removing broken key blades from locks are for the "traditional" kind of key with vertical ridges and notches.

I have a screwdriver that fits all the screws and I can access all sides of the lock (inside, outside, edge), but I'm not sure if that's relevant. I've tried tweezers but it's too snug.

If I need more tools or equipment, I'll get them tomorrow.

a.k.a. Kickboxer 2025

(Whuuuuut? That's the year we're in!)

Tagline

A personal quest for vengenace
A high tech race for survival

Trailer

• https://youtu.be/uFAm5UUrLbQ

Info

• https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101931/

Cast

• Don "the Dragon" Wilson
• Meg Foster
• Chris Penn

Summary

In a future where Earth is a polluted, crime-ridden hellhole and the rich live on the moon passing their time with VR fantasies and organ upgrades (which is totally not going to happen, right? ... RIGHT?), the last of the Cyberons is hired by the widow of a VR fantasy designer murdered by organ thieves to hunt down his killers on the deadly streets of New Los Angeles.

Opinion

The moment I saw the title "Future Kick", I had to see it. Fans of the TV show Community will understand why.

https://community-sitcom.fandom.com/wiki/Kickpuncher

This Roger Corman-produced flick wisely gives the other actors most of the lines and lets Don kick. My first Don movie, and until I started browsing free streaming, I hadn't realized just how many, many, many Don Wilson movies were out there!

Overall, a competent straight-to-video actioner with a few gonzo deaths yet still fails to enthuse. Meg Foster at least brings some humanity to the screen, but Chris Penn, the year before Reservoir Dogs, in particular seems wasted. (In hindsight, I should clarify I mean "underutilized", not "intoxicated".)

Movie

• https://tubitv.com/es-mx/movies/466817/future-kick
• https://watch.plex.tv/movie/future-kick
• https://mubi.com/en/us/films/future-kick
• https://www.justwatch.com/mx/pelicula/kickboxer-2025 (as so often, currently says it's unavailable even though it is; I include it here in case it provides better results in future)

Screenshots

cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/22634958

President Donald Trump said on Friday, June 27, that he is calling off trade negotiations with Canada in retaliation for taxes impacting US tech firms, adding that Ottawa will learn of their new tariff rate within a week.

Trump was referring to Canada's digital services tax, which was enacted last year and forecast to bring in Can$5.9 billion (US4.2 billion) over five years. While the measure is not new, US service providers will be "on the hook for a multi-billion dollar payment in Canada" come June 30, noted the Computer & Communications Industry Association recently.

Trailers

• https://youtu.be/7YreptZ-_SA
• https://youtu.be/WYbpsi2SrUQ

Info

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Robot_vs._the_Aztec_Mummy
• https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050717/

Cast

• Ramón Gay
• Rosita Arenas
• Crox Alvarado
• Luis Acevedes Castañeda

Summary

A psychiatrist uses his wife's hypnotically recovered memories of a past life as an Aztec princess to discover a hidden tomb with treasures... but they come with a curse.

And a mad scientist has a plan to overcome the curse and steal the treasure to fund his evil masterplan.

I chose this at random, cuz with a title like that, how could I resist! I did not know:

• it was the third film in a trilogy
• it recapped and recycled much of the first two films, which would explain why 80% seems like retelling and flashbacks.
• it was the second movie ever riffed by Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

Despite being a brief 64 minutes, it still feels like this could have been cut another 20 minutes, and the promised "robot"-(more like a cyborg)-on-mummy action was only a few minutes at the very end.

Movie

• https://archive.org/details/TheRobotVs.TheAztecMummylaMomiaAztecaControElRobotHumano1958-
• https://tubitv.com/es-mx/movies/672119/the-robot-vs-the-aztec-mummy
• https://youtu.be/iplNK6vZzl4

Screenshots

MST3K Episode with Movie

• https://tubitv.com/es-mx/movies/391130/mystery-science-theater-3000-the-robot-vs-the-aztec-mummy (includes intro and serial before the main feature)

Rolling Vengeance (1987)

Tagline

Always use the right tool for the job.

Cast

• Ned Beatty
• Lawrence Dane
• A.C. Peterson (as Alar Aedma)
• No one else I recognize

Elevator pitch

Convoy meets Death Wish

Summary

Little Joey Rosso's family gets smushed by a big rig cuz of the dickhead sons of Tiny Doyle (Ned Beatty doing his best Alvin Stardust impression). But little do they know what Little Joe has been building in the barn...

If you can make it through the slow first half, things get fun in the second. Surprisingly ungory for an exploitation revenge flick. But still the best movie there is for seeing Confederate-flag-wearing-motherf%$kers getting run down by a monster truck.

Looks like it was filmed where Smallville / Supernatural were, with the colour palette of a wet 2-day old Denny's Grand Slam breakfast.

Info

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Vengeance
• https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093876/

Trailer

• https://youtu.be/yNFv0_jzxfI

Movie

• https://youtu.be/-K5pXsahiug