don

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Bro doesn’t know how to lather with a bar of soap 💀

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Good for them, America has no use for smart people these days.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Salmon, why did you specify “like my outsides?” Hmmm? WHY DID YOU SPECIFY THAT

[–] don@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s not exactly a bad thing…

[–] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] don@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Housing the homeless: I sleep

Build a concentration camp: real shit

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

“Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

[–] don@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lol it’s cadbury

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don’t think so poorly of alligators that I think they make that kind of distinction, gators being gators and all. No, I’ll let the gators decide if they want to eat fascism for breakfast and shit it out into the swamps; if they ignore it, then we can use the chippers. Nature finds a way to use its own worst, and I am not one to stand in nature’s way.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

[–] don@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I’m sure alligators don’t discriminate, so we should start with Nazi Loomer, and move on down the line.

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