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100 gecs (/ˈwʌn ˈhʌndrəd ˈɡɛks/[1]) is an American musical duo formed in 2015 ... Their music has been noted for its often chaotic yet catchy mixture of various styles,[2][3] and has been described as helping to define the 2010s genre hyperpop.[4]

~~don't obey in advance~~

cause problems on purpose

misfile the forms. unplug the machines. spill coffee on the paper work. leave the cap off. let the air out. lose the keys. forget the directions. order the wrong parts. give the wrong address. change the default settings. don't tighten the screws. forget your passwords. unplug the cameras. use the wrong cleaning solution. fix it yourself. leave it at home. drop your phone. back into a mailbox. drill through the wall. screw up the measurements. don't set an alarm. comment it out. lock the doors. leave the faucet on. play 100 gecs. turn it to 11. close early. open late. miss the phone call. have camera difficulties. drop the ratchet set. double park the manager. make it a low priority. put it off til tomorrow. call in sick. follow every rule exactly. take your breaks. take your vacation. steal office supplies. read bsky in the bathroom. leave food out on the weekend. reschedule the meeting. reschedule it again. reschedule it again. call an emergency meeting after work hours. forget to refill the tank. deny all the applications. hire all the applicants. copy that e-mail to the whole building. insult the client. hang the door wrong. make the sign crooked. call the building inspector. call the fire inspector. call the health inspector. call the union. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose. cause problems on purpose.

and keep your mouth shut

it'd be funny if they're quoting some anonymous disgruntled party member who's actually denouncing xi as not maoist enough or something like that, like "xi's a marxist leninist, not a marxist leninist maoist! he thinks mao was 30% correct 70% incorrect, not the other way around!"

pointing to a minor inflection point on a chart of death and insisting that right there is where the genocide began

he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' get fed

as far as runners up go it's a good one

yeah it's from the same proto-germanic root as the english word "farther"

it's back in norfolk and everyone is patting themselves on the back for all the warcrimes they committed and enabled

that chart!

china has a planned economy, you can't compete with that!

romanes eunt domus!

i can only assume that once someone logs into the @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net account and types out a post, everyone else logged into the account is forced to type out the same post and send it at the same time, which is why i'm staying out

seems like we all have to share one bureaucrat, though