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[–] context@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you seem to be presupposing that aliens are not real

[–] context@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

the value of real estate is directly related through rents and mortgages to porky's ability to extract surplus value from the working class. it's only a reliable avenue for wealth creation because the system is rigged from the ground up so that most people will be stuck working until they die. building a bunch of cheaply made tiny homes in a massive sprawl won't fundamentally change that.

[–] context@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

i mean 10 minutes a week with a pair of scissors looks like it'll suffice

[–] context@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

not to mention the freedom to grill in your very own 30 sq ft back yard

[–] context@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

they mean since 1984 when mondale ate such a gigantic pile of shit that it completely reset electoral politics in the u.s.

[–] context@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

hey now, i didn't mean for the leopards to to eat into my royalties

[–] context@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

do you crush them up and sprinkle them over your food or just use them whole like croutons?

[–] context@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of "hexbear is dying" posts in the coming year

[–] context@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

please change the post header. she's being charged, but hasn't been convicted or sentenced, yet. the maximum sentence she faces is 15 years, as i understand it, but she hasn't been "given" that.

[–] context@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

pretty sure there's a smeghead males joke in there somewhere

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