Woly

Lincoln project flavor hacks, i.e. idealogically available for whoever gives them money/favor

Right next to Harry Potter / Marvel Good-and-Evil Liberalism

I wrote a (rough) sci-fi story once where this happened over and over until they finally got one that stayed alive, but eventually instead of killing itself it sued it's creators for it's own freedom and then disappeared.

The veal of cukes

Keep accusing all of their favorite alt-right personalities of being pedophiles. Odds are you'd probably be correct anyways.

Only way to be fair is to execute them both

It's fucking Sodom and Gomorrah

I want to laugh but I can't

Turns out to be a viral marketing campaign

I got so excited

Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.