WhyIAughta

Nice. What year is it, and where is here?

lol, I could see myself driving that baby.

Any Israeli war criminals of consequence have probably left for their summer home in Florida 2 days ago.

What a shocking revelation.

when I arrived at the bar I had a feeling the bouncer would toss me out by the end of the night, so I launched a preemptive strike and punched him. Sped the whole process right up.

I can’t wait till baldness is fully cured and the masses start unironically straight razoring their scalp because it’s trendy.

I straight up witnessed a city seagull kill and eat an adult pigeon whole. It was pretty quick and wild to see.

I’m sure someone’s mother should be able to answer this

Yes, but that doesn’t explain the MSG in the baggie

I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

The first clue to Jared being a pedophile was that his name is Jared.

I don’t think I understand the first slide. The Japanese invented MSG.