Vode_An

joined 1 year ago
[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

The leeches won’t be missing a chance to lass it on, that’s for sure.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which slur did you use that got turned into removed ?

tsk tsk, so much for the tolerant anti-insurgents.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

In matters of romance, everyone is a winner. Not a zero sum game (although if it’s a zero-cum game that’s just called edging)

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

No, buying used chromebooks from sketchy Craigslist ads with the pickup location being a van down by the river is actually cheaper and easier.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Typing out the phrase “ninety-four IQ ladies only” in order to satisfy both conditions

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

not until the admech gets invented. Don’t have implanted speakers and screech out binary? Congrats, human language.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you, glad this joke landed.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

That would be cool, actually. Venus is in retrograde therefore we get the error card of the inverted cups.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

which is one digests better in my ass?

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml -5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I like that, its exactly what it says on the tin. Something did indeed go wrong. When I get a blue screen, I didn't , I got an error that lead to a crash...also known as something going wrong.

People may not like it, but the closer a machine is to communicating in a human like manner the better it is.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Put down the snake and repent! The fediverse is a pentecostal free zone!

 

Perdonatela, perché non sa quello che chiede.

 
 

Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

 

Italians have great raw ingredients, if only somebody would teach them how to use them.

 
 
 

Don’t dox yourself btw. It’s the storytellers prerogative to take a bit of creative license.

 

Greetings fellow privacy enjoyers,

Short of blackout curtains or storm shutters what’s a good way to make sure the window is secured?

Thank me in advance

 
 
 

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