TheRealChrisR

joined 4 years ago
[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Scotus sounds like scrotum to me

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Brutalist. It sucked.

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

We bring the BOOM

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I like how they CGI’d the kiss at the end so Jonah Hill was never in any real danger (whitest kids u know reference)

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

The image appears to be of a leak of the movie.

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember Me (2010)

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I mean it reminded me of an Herschel Gordon Lewis movie but for modern times

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Smile 1 sucked, it ripped off so much from It Follows and The Ring. It felt like an “elevated horror” movie for dumbasses. Also she had a verifiable trail of evidence detailing what was happening to her I always hate when horror movies have nobody believes the protagonist. And she was a mental health worker too to make my main two points more valid. Also idk its a bit stupid too an evil smile makes people kill themselves. Cool monster at the end tho.

Smile 2 is awesome because it ditched the lame-ass lore and made protagonist a popstar with substance abuse issues and the car crash thing so the audience can pretty easily infer that theres some trauma going on being the theme. And we just get thrust into the mystery and terror with the protagonist. Also she was way more interesting than Smile 1 protag. It ditched the baby elevated horror nonsense for pure schlock and thrills. Hell yeah its getting better reviews.

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH

(In my headcanon, I imagine all the cool assassinations have this like Shinzo Abe and Brian Thompson with the ghoul saying “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me” entire oscar audience laughs when they hit the ground)

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Gremlins 2 is a satire where the Gremlins take over “Clamp” Tower. Its a little bit Ted Turner too, but Trump is the main target.

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Shame Trumps opposition party wasnt in power to prosecute him then huh

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

This is why In-N-Out maintains a level of quality, they have certain beef sources they like to use and if they cant transport it there within a certain amount of hours they wont have an In-N-Out there.

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