TheMoralNarcissit

....I open my mouth over the mic and try my best food puns, by crowd roar boos at me and toss tomatoes onto me. As tears drips from my eyes and red fruit" stain my shirt red. I gasp in fear as one patron lifted a giant...

...a small bird with wires in its mouth lands on one of the severs and builds its nest. It stops when...

He then notices a a local sex change clinic offering a free week trial...

Josh shakes his head in disappoint. "No expensive should be spared in maintaining a trailer. You do not want those wheels falling off and ramming into a school bus!" Beside they can not be more expensive then my therapy bills"...

he took a bat and beat her softly to death. He then dump her body at....

Space over the ocean. We can mine, drill and exploit all the space loot from new planets, moons and other spheres. Unlike the sea, we would not have to worry about that stuff hurting our wildlife or risk making our Earth less livable. It would be the aliens' problems at worst. Or more likely no one's problem since there is a lot of spheres without any life on them.

The seas belong to the fishes, whales and mermaids. Why go to war with the little mermaid when we can just take those unclaimed spheres above us?

I disagree, Irish drag queens are middle class. Not rich.

This is why we need open carry for blow dryers.

I torture people by tickling them while they are eating.

Chucky, I am taller then him.

Looks like Micky was caught cheating.