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After a long drive back home from the office, Jonathan finally settles himself in front of his computer to login into his Lemmy account. To his annoyance, the first post he sees is about........... (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Tiny penis and how I've never pleased a woman with my baby carrot. Gosh, saying this out loud now, makes me feel so...

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

good. Knowing that Alice is so willing to help me in that area.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He says while thinking to himself, "But how will I get around the restraining order"...

[–] TheMoralNarcissit@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He then notices a a local sex change clinic offering a free week trial...

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 6 days ago

He walks in, fills out the application and starts on Monday. His first patient was..