Slovene

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The perfect offspring in c/memes@lemmy.world
So you don't have a doctor's note? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 6 points 3 days ago

Hey, you look pregnant ... are you?

Legacy in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 3 points 3 days ago

Isn't that part of the plot of Coco?

What do you call two lesbians stuck in a closet? in c/unclejokes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 2 points 4 days ago

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

The Wanderer in c/artshare@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Slenderman

2meirl4meirl in c/2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I like all of those things except dark chocolate.

GIMME in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] Slovene 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No take! Only throw.

The Faculty, any day in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] Slovene 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I Dudditz!

The Element is a wonderful car in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 6 points 6 days ago

Their favourite food is alphabet soup.

Goddesss in c/xparadisio@lemmynsfw.com
[–] Slovene 4 points 6 days ago

Who, though? WHO?

Cheese is always good in c/memes@lemmy.world
Cheese is always good in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene -1 points 1 week ago

Only if you stop growing cheese on yourself.

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Which city is the biggest naysayer? (self.dadjokes)
 

Constantinople.

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SAD (feddit.nl)
 
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When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes. (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Slovene to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop? (self.nostupidquestions)
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I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press. (self.dadjokes)
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