Slovene

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Came in under budget too. in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Slovene 2 points 10 hours ago

Shattaf uck up.

IMF slashes world growth forecasts due to trade war in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] Slovene 1 points 10 hours ago

Impossible Mission Force?

Happens all the time to me in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 3 points 10 hours ago

Maybe it was Maybelline.

click rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Slovene 7 points 10 hours ago

On the third day.

Oral after sex, what are your thoughts? in c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
[–] Slovene 2 points 10 hours ago

Yes.

Quokka eating a leaf with baby in pouch in c/aww@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 1 points 22 hours ago

Hahaha releaf

China's latest flying car prototype showcases a breakthrough in urban air mobility, offering a glimpse into how low-altitude flight could soon integrate with everyday transport. in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's because you can get vaccinated against HPV.

I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

And I bet at none of these levels is it wrong to kill mosquitos.

Not a dragqueen in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see you've never heard of Fox News.

This is so sad and so true in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 1 points 4 days ago

Well, yeah. But you don't get ads in your dreams. No sirry!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGgTy5YJ-g

This is so sad and so true in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's not quite true. You can opt for adds instead.

LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene 2 points 6 days ago

Hopefully no IBS either.

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Sorry, it's been a while. (i.imgur.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31121762

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Sorry, it's been a while. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Slovene to c/funny@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31121762

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Sorry, it's been a while. (i.imgur.com)
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Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe. (self.dadjokes)
 

She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.

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Which city is the biggest naysayer? (self.dadjokes)
 

Constantinople.

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SAD (feddit.nl)
 
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When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes. (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Slovene to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop? (self.nostupidquestions)
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I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press. (self.dadjokes)
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