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austin powers iz 1 of us (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

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What the fuck (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

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If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

He's more likely to see this message here: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Shitbird@hexbear.net 0 points 3 years ago (2 children)

This hurts coming from u

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.

Edit: fuck

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If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

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I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave

Parrotmon is the best Digimon, fuck you. in c/games@hexbear.net

[–] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

SocialistGlodelaniamon Fascist Mode (Perfect) ソシアリツグロデラニアモンファスキツモード

:wut:

Debate nerd white dudes do not, in fact, rock in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

because white cishet dudes are used to getting a gold star for opening their shitty mouths since birth in the racist amerikan apartheid state

Religious comrades good in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

“aktually jesus is into abortion because he gets to see babbys sooner” - pat robertson, probably