RobotZap10000

I would be able to give you feedback if you provide us all with a link.

rentahitman.com is pretty funny, but it might not be exactly what you're looking for.

I also love fixing things! I just saved my sibling's €800 laptop that suddenly ran like dogshit and kept shutting itself off. The thermal paste in between the CPU die and the cooling solution dried up after a few years of use, rendering it ineffective, causing the processor to overheat. After cleaning up the old crusty gunk with some rubbing alcohol and applying new paste, all of the problems disappeared.

I know it's low-tech and not trendy at all

I doubt anyone here is looking to spend that much money to make a fashion statement.

Always keep their shoes untied, buttons undone, fly down, hair messy, etc.

Afsloutdike. We like to mix and match vowels here to create exciting new pronunciations!

lasaga monday

That's because the guy commissioning it ran out of money.

But the part that went away, where you OWN A COPY INSTEAD OF A LICENSE, was the part that mattered most.

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And this is how I found out...
Now I get to vote for the first time!