OprahsedCreature

joined 3 years ago
[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Imagine having a life so empty and pointless that you whine about an instance instead of blocking it and moving on.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml -5 points 6 months ago

That's why you're nobody

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

As much as it takes it would seem

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

It is, in the episode where two Cubans come to find Dr. House because the wife has a condition her doctors can't figure out. Turns out it's a genetic mutation that causes her to have the wrong number of aortas or something unprecedented like that.

Edit: Tried to find the clip on YouTube but apparently they don't like it when a TV "genius" compliments Castro. Who knew?

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 37 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He has his moments. Castro did look amazing with a cigar and was amazing at training doctors. It's why what would otherwise be a relatively unimportant island regularly embarrasses the healthcare system of the wealthiest nation in history.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

🎶 Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Out of an orange-colored skyyyyyyyy! 🎶

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

I can't believe it's not butter!

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 52 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Is... Is this a win? Wasting 2 hours of your life in an attempt to teach a lesson to some rando you'll never see again?

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Unironically the best time for this to make a comeback

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Can their colosseum fights be the ones against the lions with flimsy shields and shoddy weapons?

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 months ago

I see Homelander in the eyes of every politician, in the hearts of every billionaire

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also... January. One might expect a wild fire in summer but in winter? I think if anyone had any doubt about us being past the point of no return this should settle it.

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