MeThisGuy

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[–] MeThisGuy 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i once was asked to recite the alphabet backwards for a dui stop. after the pig wanted to breathalyze me first and I told him "don't we have to do a little song and dance? (walk in a straight line).
been practicing ever since.

wait.. ALL the digits? fucking mastermind over here

[–] MeThisGuy 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

amazun, IMDB.. what do they have in common?

[–] MeThisGuy 2 points 1 month ago

because stories they are.. lest you believe they're history events

[–] MeThisGuy 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mythology.. isn't that a horse with 4 legs and 2 arms (the almighty centaur)?

[–] MeThisGuy 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

that's on the fly volume calculation. very useful for when you have to pack a truck.
also helps if you have some Tetris experience. so def monetizeable

[–] MeThisGuy 2 points 1 month ago

there are dozens of us!

[–] MeThisGuy 2 points 1 month ago

for me that is the exact other way around

[–] MeThisGuy 7 points 1 month ago

these are grim times

[–] MeThisGuy 4 points 1 month ago

yes, plz send me a random act of deepdish pie

[–] MeThisGuy 4 points 1 month ago

do the swasticars next

[–] MeThisGuy 1 points 1 month ago

porque no los dos?

[–] MeThisGuy 2 points 1 month ago

lemm.ee be real. your instance is fucked.

onto the next one.

but that's the beauty of the fediverse.. you can't stop us all.

one for all, all for one

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