MalarchoBidenism

joined 4 years ago

Can't believe people accuse us of being jealous of the rich. You couldn't pay me to be this pathetic.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The problems are bad but their causes are very good big-cool

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It's a joke from the movie Airplane.

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

Capital was using him as a human shield

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

rescue operation

So he's going to kill them?

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

I think it was his wife, she mauled him

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

It's just Netanyahu bro pls bro if only we get Netanyahu out of there Israel will be nice and good I promise bro please it's just that one guy bro he just keeps getting elected for some reason please bro

 

chad-trotsky - Um, they're ok.

huey-lewis - Their early work was a little too liberal for my taste. But when ChapoChat came out in '20, I think they really came into their own, politically and artistically. The whole site has a pig, poop balls, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the posts a big boost. They've been compared to Lemmygrad, but I think CTH has a far more silly, strigine sense of humor.

chad-trotsky - Hey, Halberstram?

huey-lewis - Yes, Trotsky?

chad-trotsky - Why are there Stan Kelly sickos all over the place? Do you... Do you have a cat? A little indoor cat or something?

huey-lewis purge-2 - No, Trotsky!

chad-trotsky - Is that a Stalin emote?

huey-lewis - Yes it is! In '21, the chapos released this: Hexbear, their most accomplished site. I think their undisputed masterpiece is c/badposting. A comm so shitty, most people probably don't look at the posts. But they should, because it's not just about tactical diaper bags and AI art of Godzilla holding pregnant Henry Cavill, it's also a personal statement about the posters themselves!

Hey, Trotsky!pika-pickaxe Try sending in a silly letter now, you fucking stupid bastard!

 
 

Fascists: I want everyone in the same country, rich and poor alike, to accept their place in the hierarchy and do their part to protect our Glorious Nationβ„’ from foreigners. Seriously you guys, I can't stress enough how much I hate communism and want literally the exact opposite of what they want. Surely nobody will ever lump us-

Liberals: C O L L E C T I V I S M :galaxy-brain:

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