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Especially if they're THROWIN' CHEEKS

I also forgot i gave my pressure cooker to my brother 😫 oh well im still gonna try them in the slow cooker at least. I basically always want caramelized onion flavor in anything i'm cooking with onion but it takes too damn long to do it every time i'm cooking. I wanna do like pounds of onions caramelized into a gooey jam and then freeze that in chunks, that'll make my home cooking 10x zazzier with one tenth the effort

My mom wants to try ivermectin to treat her cancer 😫 my dad doesn't want to tell her not to because he doesn't want to take hope away from her 😫

A "permanent housing unit" in warcraft 3

the one time i'd approve of a mod removing a post with the sole citation of "inappropriate" and yet

just spent 4 days without weed and boy howdy i don't like being without my medicine, now i finally feel okay

i just remembered pressure cookers are a thing and i think tomorrow im gonna use mine to caramelize the shit out of some onions without it taking a hundred years

I think i read gorillas don't do warfare but i bet we could fix that once we teach them about property

yeah? Free and fair elections in Ukraine? Sounds like what the dictator Vladimir Putin would want

here's how it works, you give the land, they give you a token that gives you a "right" to a "house" but oh, woops there just aren't any houses for you, sweaty

Im thinking i don't wanna let them live at all tbf

That's a fucking vacation