IHateCabbage420

Gatorade tastes so shit it honestly belongs in waste water.

There isn't usually any residual shit left but you can still wipe if you want it'll still use way less TP than wiping.

It's just blasting it with water no soap involved. You get a little wet but it dries off quickly. Obviously you can't eat off of your ass like that but generally it's cleaner than wiping it unless you are an ardent wiper or use a lot of TP.

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This. It's kinda on me though because I specifically mentioned bidets and shower bidets as the only solutions. I just took 5 minutes to type a stupid post without clearly thinking about the nuances of a topic as complicated as butt washing.

It never left.

I'll make sure that the area is clean then wait a little bit so that it drys out then leave. If I could somehow pin point target the water straight into my anus and nowhere else I might as well go get an enema.

Then a sizeable percentage of people are doing it wrong because why on earth do so many people smell like poop? I know some people don't even wipe but I've asked some whether or not they have wiped and despite that they still smelt like poop.

They do actually all sewage treatment plants have filters that contain millions of tiny assholes.

I'm pretty sure we wiped with leaves and stuff before we invented the hose

And rocks too, people still do when in nature without access to clean water. Of course people also used to (and still do) have pitchers and use that water to wash themselves. Still if im saying it's the better way it really doesn't matter that people used to wipe more than wash (this is a pro-washing post rather than anti-TP).

I don't like getting only my butt wet instead of the whole body. If I wanted my butt wet I might as well take a shower.

Valid but also I feel like comparing washing your asshole to dipping your bottom in water or taking a shower is a little bit excessive.

If we're talking about plumbing and commodity shortages

We're not we're talking about having poopy butts I just threw that stuff in last minute.

Before plumbing people used to wash their ass with a pitcher and people still do it in places where there isn't access to efficient plumbing. I've heard from people that in a pinch a standard water bottle works too though I haven't tried it yet.

sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed

That's why I prefer bidet shower that way it doesn't miss. If you are using the bidet to only wash your asshole then there's no need for drying but I understand that people may want to dry. This is more of an anti-wiping post rather than anti-TP post I think I lost the plot after the second sentence but we can live in a world where the majority wash their ass and there's still TP left for people that really want it.