ExtantHuman

Having been permabanned myself from reddit after 14 years, I've never seen that text used as anything other than a mocking tone for the thing being said.

You may have been reading it wrong this entire time.

My money's on: this movie is so bad they were hoping to trick people into thinking they'd be seeing the Batman film again in theaters.

Look at Mr moneybags, strutting around here with his "enough food to make a bowel movement"

Someone must have thrown a fish to a penguin there once, giving US a 100% trade deficit...

Seize that golf course!

I remember him claiming to have spoken to the president of PR, when was the island thing?

The entities with the established distribution networks will make the money, not the little guy who makes their own little story.

If I write a little seld published novel, under your system, Hollywood can just take that story and make a movie of it without my permission. How is that better? You think more people pirating will take down these mega corps? Your system is chaos that's even worse than the current model.

This is very tinfoil hatty

Yes, that is factual. There's a reason newspapers are written to a 4-5th grade level, because adults need it like that.

The rich people will buy up these stocks and become even more proportionally wealthy than the poor because of it.

25 hours of "we must resist this fascist takeover" only to immediately have multiple Democrats roll over and help confirm said fascist's appointment nominee... Really kinda cuts out the knees from any hope that speech may have inspired.

"You need to resist, because we won't"

Excuse me, I want 10 digit precision on this measurement