Two Sentence Horror

Aghast, as I was forced to watch it greet and kiss my wife, I realized the mindwear virus was probably meant for an assassination at an awards show I’m scheduled to attend in nine months.

I started to suspect that "Geiger Counter" was not old German for "Gold Collector", as he had said.

The venture failed and a hundred thousand men and women disappeared.

By the time it was too much, I didn't have the ability to do anything about it but scream.

The demon observed the trembling, starved man, fated to slowly die from radiation hidden in his small hole in a burning world, and slowly answer "No, my friend. HELL, is the way out".

"Looks like your blood test is sending you straight onto the pile" he muttered to the baby lying in it's metal crib.

Once the simulation crashed, the AI purged the now-dead human brain from the tank and began the procedure to defrost the next one, commenting, "This is so much easier with religious ones."

when I happened to glance up at my TV and see the reflection of a shadowy figure behind me.

I turned to scream

"Now, what is unusual, and the reason why I asked if you have been vacationing off world lately, is that the surviving twin isnt entirely human."

“This will help you choose the best candidate for your future baby, and we also include a music compilation from the sim, centered this time on a band named after beetles of all things,” the nurse says with a chuckle, handing them a small usb drive.

"...in conformity with the Sector Code 436, The Unity Xel654qy declares exclusive rights over the newly found system Sol6543 and its organic resources."

“You grew them in all wrong,” he muttered, gripping his pliers. “Let’s start over.”

The still-ongoing signals, detailing the painful, alien, and prolonged deaths, were swiftly censored after initial public exposure once physicists pointed out that regardless, the crew would have to be identified and sent out as to protect the space-time continuum.

They are nothing but screams.

I have three generations worth of time before this defunct ship's orbit sends us straight into the sun, and I don't plan on spending it alone.

I sat there for a long while before the crying began, resonating up from beneath the creaky floorboards - and I smiled, a toothy grin slowly spreading across my face... because I knew my work was only just beginning.

no youre not said knife guy

The genie asked the man, "do you wish you were worth a lot of money?"

Onlookers watched in horror as the quickest among them broke off large golden chunks of the statue before they could even get close to claim their own prize.

He still hasn't figured out that we are the ones in control now.

It seems a team of outraged escaped zoo animals shat everywhere right before the ice storm a month ago.

Until my parents started looking at me with suspicion and I finally realized I hadn't stopped aging.

Said the suicidal buss driver

I froze, staring at it in horror because my baby was fast asleep in my arms.

I didn't want her taking my other eye, too.

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