CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist 5 points 7 months ago

Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄

[–] CustardFist 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking about DⴲGMA? Love that movie. 😎

[–] CustardFist 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wasn’t jesus black? (Sorry, never read the book)

[–] CustardFist 2 points 7 months ago

Drowned from an overflowing toilet.

Head first

[–] CustardFist 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆

[–] CustardFist 2 points 7 months ago

For a shitload of lithium. 👨🏻‍🚀💵🤑

[–] CustardFist 2 points 7 months ago

“YEAH! HE ISN’T HARVESTING OUR SOULS, HE’S JUST A SKELETON, MEMORIZING CHILDREN’S DEATH WISHES. GET HIM!”

[–] CustardFist 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Also better than dying at the end of a long shit at work. 😜

[–] CustardFist 3 points 7 months ago

Yessss. That would be great! 🙌

[–] CustardFist 9 points 7 months ago

I love Terry Pratchett.

[–] CustardFist 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I need to let the dogs out. If I don’t, they’ll be running around in my head all day. 😅

[–] CustardFist 3 points 7 months ago

He had such a colorful personality. 😔

 
 
 

Yet another random thing I felt like addressing. ☝😮

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/15257613

Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

 

Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

 
 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/14686608

Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

 

Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

 
 
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