CustardFist

You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢

Great! You poked through to the 2nd layer of the joke! 😀

ADD brain does this. I have little control over it. 🧠

And this is just a warmup. 🌡️🥸

Ohw fiddlesticks. I would’ve loved learning the origin story. 🙄

• Sigh • Yeah. Just like my new FleshLight. 🙄
What are you guys talking about. Oh…. Electronic devices. 😶

Hmmm… Looks fine on my end. 🤔
Here, have the link to the original: https://custardfist.com/signs-of-influence/

[snicker snicker] (❨🤭❩)

Well, if you’re looking for unrelatable and occasionally disgusting comics, check out mine. 😎

I once tried to start a conversation with a girl at a party, but she immediately said she had a boyfriend and pointed at him.
So I had a great, long talk with her boyfriend the whole evening, drinking beers, making jokes and laughing hysterically, while the girl stood in the corner by herself with a glass of water, looking pissed, car keys dangling from her finger.

What a great night. 😄

And someone got GLETCHed in the face with it. 😮

Kinda hopin’ you brought some cash. 😬💵