CustardFist

Nice. What app are you using btw?

Thanks. ☺️

Same. Wouldn’t it be cool if one could hire a bunch of actors who can perform at one’s funeral? Have them dress up like:

• a mysterious, sexy femme fatale
• a group of Arab oil sheiks
• some indigenous tribe from the Amazon.

Let them make your life seem more exciting and mysterious than it really was. 🙄

Ooh. I picked some random items from their menu, but apparently their website redirected me to the British version, which probably is the nearest Wendy’s near my country.

Yes, “porking” done by two people. Si. Moi habla Español also a bit. 😉

Or NSFW comedy? 🤔

Nah, I love talking out of my ass. 😎
But it might be real. Who knows. 🤷‍♂️

Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.

Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲

So not mushroom for error. 🫤

GAAAAAH!!! ✊😫✊

Yeah. Made a spelling boo boo. 😓