CustardFist

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Why won’t these bastards just leave me alone? 😫

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[–] Versje_voor_je_Koter 2 points 6 days ago

A guillotine is overkill
For insect executions...
But dealing with mosquitoes will
Require French solutions!

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Kill em all

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like this one is much more personal than your typical work

[–] CustardFist 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is. This came straight from real life after a couple of nights of mosquito induced insomnia.😤
Sorry, it won’t happen again.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

I'm going to assume that the turd allyoop into the toilet was also autobiographical. Don't correct if I'm wrong.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ok but why do they have boobs

[–] Deringaboo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think its because only female mosquitoes bite

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

shit I wasn't planning on studying mosquitos but now I have to know what the males eat...

[–] Reziarfg@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IIRC, even the females do not rely exclusively on blood. It's just necessary for when they're laying eggs.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I saw that when I looked it up. Nectar and fruit juice being a large part of the diet surprised me

[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do they have boobs

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago

I’ll give you some more time to think about it, friend. 😌 ⏳