AmidFuror

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's 2025, yet I automatically assumed Dr. Bollocks was a male. Not because of the doctor honorific, mind you, but because of the testicles.

I will try to be more enlightened moving forward.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

With the need to reduce or eliminate reliance on the US for defense and an increasingly pugilistic Russia, perhaps the next move should be to start a massive scale-up of the German armed forces. This could also give a necessary boost to the economy.

While the scale-up is in progress, a non-aggression pact with Russia would be prudent. Germany could always turn on them when the time is right.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Same quotes with emphasis changed:

Musk, the self-appointed Trumpian king of government efficiency, is also not only taking a hardline approach to trimming the federal bureaucracy.

Of course, this all aligns perfectly with President Trump’s broader goal of cutting government spending, with Trump even suggesting that Musk should get more aggressive. That’s right — Musk’s plan to weed out slackers thus far somehow hasn’t been “extremely hardcore” enough for the president. So, in classic Musk fashion, he’s gone all-in, demanding rigorous reporting, cutting contracts, and looking to save a cool $1 trillion along the way.

Meanwhile, over at DOGE (the acronym for the Department of Government Efficiency), employees are reportedly working 120-hour weeks and sleeping in pods to keep up with the billionaire’s demands. Will this lead to a leaner, meaner federal workforce, or just mass resignations and bureaucratic chaos? Either way, I think we all know how Musk would answer his own What would you say you do here? question: He led the DOGE team in hacking through the federal government like a caffeine-fueled lumberjack at a piñata party.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 7 hours ago

I think today it is more important to counter the incorrect things a child could be learning from pornography than the basics like "your penis may get hard when you think about girls." They probably know the latter but not about STDs, unplanned pregnancy, and rape / sexual coercion being major problems.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 6 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

... neither Musk nor this fluff piece writer see the irony.

I think you missed a lot of the tone of the article if you think the writer was in favor of Musk's actions.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I've heard of prophet-squeeze-monster, but not as a trope. It's a fairly well known fetish in BDSM circles.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I want it to be an anagram, since it has Elon in it. Never figured out a great one.

Elon's brim? Mr Elon sib?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Miles Bron --> Mr Elon is B?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely include the term "patriot games" in any web search to hone in on the right results.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To be fair, Sean Bean was in a splinter group of the IRA, so not technically even N Ireland Sinn Fein.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I quote that when people say "bOtH sIDEs" is a straw man and no one actually argues it?

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