AMEN!
And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That'll teach 'em.
And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.
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I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.
Wait, there's a Christmas market here?
The world's first
That was in Betlehem. This does not look like Pennsylvania.
No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.
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Dont tell me what to do cunt.
Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?
Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell. You can get fucked too cunt
JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER
Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.
You never existed.
Your mom never existed.
Most days I would agree but I am definitely biased on the matter.
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IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
Pipe down, big-nose!
Is my nose too big, mom?
What's so special about cheesemakers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?
Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about
Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?
Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?
How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?
You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?
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Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous
It's not a bad thing to ask for clarifying questions... How the flying fuck do you think people learn things from people who are scholars/teachers/experts!? Did you never ask a single question in school or your job(s)?? How the fuck do you learn without questions?
You being upset at this is pathetic.
I like to think everyone responding negatively to you is just following the prompt, "take memes personally and argue with strangers." I wouldn't take any of it to heart.
Doubly so if they're being serious.
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He is a fictional. The question is if the writer needs him to do it or not.
He was almost certainly not fictional.
Fictional constructs don't end up having bitterly opposed factions splintering off within decades of their supposed death, but that's an extremely common feature of nearly every cult organized around a historical central figure.
The specific depiction of Jesus canonized likely has many fictional elements, but the idea that there was no historical figure in the first place is pretty ludicrous.
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After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...
the word of the lord, amen
Blasphemy!
I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss
Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!
He never said that stupid.
So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s
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Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.
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HELLO RONNIE ITS YOUR MEEMAW EVELYN. I DONT UNDERSTAND FACEBOOK COMPUTERS OR WHY YOU LIKE BOYS THAT WAY BUT I LOVE YOU AND JESUS LOVES YOU PLEASE DONT GET ANY MORE TATOOS
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