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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've never understood this "rule", it seems to be the opposite case most of the time

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

i before e, except after c,

or when sounded as a, as in ‘neighbor’ and ‘weigh’,

or when it appears in comparatives and superlatives like ‘fancier’,

or when the c sounds as sh as in ‘glacier’,

or when the vowel sounds like ee as in ‘seize’

or i as in ‘height’,

or when it shows up in compound words such as ‘albeit’,

or when it shows up in –ing inflections of verbs that end in e, like queueing,

or occasionally in technical words that have a strong etymological link to their parent languages such as ‘cuneiform’ and ‘caffeine’, and in numerous other random exceptions such as ‘science’, ‘forfeit’, and ‘weird.’

See, simple

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I before e, except after c, or when sounding like a, as in "neighbor" or "weigh", and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!

[–] MaddestMax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A+ for the Brian Regan reference. He’s magic.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I hoped someone would recognize it.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

ITS A CUP, WITH DIRT IN IT

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You just unlocked a weird memory: way back in very early school, we would recite these as a group in class over and over. Eventually we all could recite them perfectly on command, kind of like the ABCs.

There were several: long-form I Before E (including some exceptions), Days in a month (‘30 days hath September’ plus all exceptions), and one about pronouncing vowel combinations.

Nearly 50 years later, and bits of those recitations are whispered in some crevice of my brain when I’m planning for the end of the month or spelling a word with I and E.

That’s weird. I can’t remember them properly and I don’t try to think of them, they’re just there. Rote memorisation at a young age is frighteningly powerful.

eta: Looking through the thread more, it looks like a lot of us have this exact feeling. That’s so interesting.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like trying to remember poetry to determine if a snake is venomous.

Is it red on black, friend of Jack? Red on black, you're dead Jack!? Black on red, right said Fred? Black on red, you're so dead!? Red on yellow kills a fellow! Or red on yellow, friendly fellow!?

I'm good at rhyming and bad at remembering things, so I'd just die.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

beer before wine you'll feel fine

wine before beer you'll feel fine

mix wine and liquor you'll feel fine

mix beer and liquor you'll feel fine

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in love with her and I feel fine.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, yes of course...

i before e,

except after c,

or when sounded as a,

as in ‘neighbor’ and ‘weigh’,

or when it appears in comparatives and superlatives like ‘fancier’,

or when the c sounds as sh as in ‘glacier’,

or when the vowel sounds like ee as in ‘seize’,

or i as in ‘height’,

or when it shows up in compound words such as ‘albeit’,

or when it shows up in –ing inflections of verbs that end in e, like queueing,

or occasionally in technical words that have a strong etymological link to their parent languages such as ‘cuneiform’ and ‘caffeine’,

and in numerous other random exceptions such as ‘science’, ‘forfeit’, and ‘weird.’

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I before e except after c, but only if it rhymes with 'me'. I dare you to find an exception.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

seize, caffeine, leisure

Also a lot of plural words ending in -cy, like agencies, delicacies, or latencies.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair for all of them except leisure, where the ei doesn't rhyme with me but with fair.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Most of the US dictionaries (MW, Collins, Am Heritage, etc) list the ei as rhyming with me as the first pronunciation. Might be different for you regionally or in other countries though.

[–] TequilaMockingbird@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That's because it's not taught correctly. It's supposed to apply to words that have an "ee" sound from blended vowels, because those are the words that are confusing to remember whether the i or the e comes first. And even then there are exceptions (weird, seize, Keith). It was never meant to cover words with an "ay" sound like weigh or where the 2 vowels are pronounced separately (science, glacier, being).

But it's much more fun to pick words that "disprove" the rule for Internet points (even though they were never meant to be in scope).

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago

The rule isn't a very good one in either context.

English is inconsistent on spelling. It just is. That's the rule.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's why the full rule that my English teacher grandmother taught me but surprisingly most people don't seem to know is "I before e except after c, but only if it rhymes with 'me'"

That rule is just weird.

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except when you run a feisty heist on your foreign neighbour rule.

[–] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's weird

[–] archon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Mmmm, Sceince...

[–] force@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago