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[–] eric@014450.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grab a brush and put a little make-up.

[–] eric@014450.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

[–] HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu 4 points 2 years ago

Why’d you leave the keys up on the table

[–] SirCrusader@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lith@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

Decide it was a bad idea, go back to bed.

[–] jesterraiin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago
  1. Wake Up
  2. Feel like P.Diddy
  3. Brush teeth with Jack Daniels
  4. Grab sunglasses
  5. Hit the city
[–] supermurs@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Wake up. Get dressed. Put the dogs out in the yard. Open work computer and start the apps. Take dogs in. Work for a bit. Wake up wife. Have coffee and breakfast. Work some more. Have lunch. Work more. Stop working. Go to grocery shopping or for a walk. Feed the dogs. Make dinner. Do some yard work. Watch news on tv. Brush teeth. Read. Go to sleep.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I wake up. Turn the water on for a shower. Take a shit. Shower. Shave.brush teeth. Get dressed. Maybe eat breakfast. Go to work.

[–] vita_man@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Get up, take the dogs on a walk, have breakfast and coffee, go to work, come home, take dogs on a walk, make dinner, eat, watch TV, go to bed, and do it again.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Brush teeth.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Up before sunrise and in the gym.

Every day.

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